Goalkeepers Rankings, Week 11
Damn you Charlie Austin and your beautiful goal. If it wasn't for your tricky back heel I might have nailed my top two picks last week. Such as life, and the tricky mistress that is fantasy EPL. To...
View ArticleStart ‘Em, Sit ‘Em: Week 11
So, week in and week out, we will be giving you our loves and hates for this week in a segment called Start ‘Em and Sit ‘Em. We will each pick one option from each position, and then, for a bonus, we...
View ArticleDraftKings: So It Begins…
BIG NEWS EVERYBODY! BIG NEWS! If you couldn't figure it out by the headline then you're not very good with context clues....Come on it says DraftKings dude....Well regardless of your reading...
View Article2016 Fantasy Premier League Rankings: Keepers
And so it begins... People can write hundreds of articles prepping you and singing the praises of dozens of players. To me, they all scream the same thing: "We are all guessing." Fantasy footie is...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 3 – Keepers and Defense
The whole point of this ranking exercise is to get you, me, and the strange guy eating a portobello sandwich at the bus stop on the same page. The techniques for ranking teams, keepers, and defense is...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 4 – Keepers and Defense
International duty, or doodie if you have a three-year-old's sense of humor like me, is going to make some of the rankings this week a bit fun. Yeah, I will use fun because it's really not going to be...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 26: Keepers and Defense
With Blanks draw contempt. A brilliant man once said that, and that man was Wayne Shaw's brother Bernard Shaw. Smart guy, wandering transfer fingers though. So with week 26 here, and as I have so...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 28
The whole hub-bub this week will be to take a minus or not. I don't care what other research of quadratic jargon that you peruse on a daily basis, that is the only question that matters. The quick...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 30
Yikes folks, three-game weeks in 10 days and if you don't have the need for adult diapers, now may be the time. Excitement personified! This is the last stretch run of games that come in succession...
View ArticleFantasy Premier League Rankings, Week 36
With the end of the season in sight, it is time to announce that tickets are now on sale for the first annual Razzball pancake breakfast. It is a bring your own eggs affair. A dozen is good but the...
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